"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Ebusiness blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Ebusiness
Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Ebusiness Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Ebusiness
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Ebusiness "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Ebusiness
My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Ebusiness The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Ebusiness
I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Ebusiness Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Ebusiness
blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Ebusiness "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Ebusiness
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Ebusiness In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Ebusiness
"The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Ebusiness Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Ebusiness
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Ebusiness "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Ebusiness
Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Ebusiness "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Ebusiness
This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Ebusiness "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Ebusiness
