Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Transportation Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Transportation
"No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Transportation When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Transportation
"Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Transportation Spinster: A bachelor's wife. One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Transportation
It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Transportation "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Transportation
"Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Transportation Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Transportation
Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Transportation Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Transportation
Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Transportation Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Transportation
One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Transportation There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Transportation
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Transportation Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Transportation
There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Transportation "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Transportation
If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Transportation I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Transportation
