Project Bornholm - Police Customs and Navy in joint action - a task force named Project Bornholm - for combat international organized crime in the Baltic Sea Region.
Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Bornholm Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Bornholm
The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Bornholm CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Bornholm
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Bornholm War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Bornholm
For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Bornholm May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Bornholm
Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Bornholm Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Bornholm
"You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous Bornholm "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Bornholm
"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Bornholm Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Bornholm
Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Bornholm "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Bornholm
The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Bornholm There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Bornholm
The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Bornholm Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Bornholm
"Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Bornholm Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Bornholm
