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-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Industries In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
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"The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
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-- Max Beerbohm There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
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-- Oscar Wilde Industries The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
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-- Helen Hayes The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
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-- Henry David Thoreau Industries
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Men have become the tools of their tools.
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Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
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-- H. L. Mencken Honor the ocean of love.
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When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
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"Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
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-- Virginia Woolf A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
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-- William Temple You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Industries
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
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- Mark Twain Industries Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
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-- H. L. Mencken I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
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that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
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-- Marcel Achard Industries
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
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The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
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- Henry David Thoreau Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
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-- G. K. Chesterton Industries
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
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feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Industries Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Industries
