MISE - International business education and career with Maersk.
Center for Creativity and Theatre - Teaching methods that combine spiritual development with creative expression. 2 year education, 5 month intensive training, voice education, weekend workshops.
International Education Program IEP - The IEP presents courses and lectures in English within such categories as: Danish Culture, Danish Language, Food & Drink, The Arts, Music, Dance, Fitness and Job Readiness.
The Danish Fulbright Commission - Lists staff and board members, with news, current grantees, and academic counseling information. [English/Danish]
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Education It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Education
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Education Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Education
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Education The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Education
All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY Education
The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain Education In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Education
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
Education "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Education
When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Education When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Education
"Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Education The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Education
When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Education To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Education
"Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl Education Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Education
Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Education "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Education
