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When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Health If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Health
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Health Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Health
"Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Health History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama Health
"Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Health One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Health
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Health Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Health
"I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Health "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Health
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Health Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Health
Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Health The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Health
There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Health "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Health
"Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Health Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Health
We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Health Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Health
