Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Transportation Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Transportation
I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Transportation I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Transportation
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Transportation "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Transportation
"The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Transportation Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Transportation
It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Transportation Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Transportation
If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Transportation No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Transportation
"Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Transportation "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan Transportation
The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Transportation The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transportation
I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Transportation "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Transportation
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Transportation "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Transportation
"The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Transportation A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Transportation
