Bed & Breakfast Odense - Rooms with private bath in the city centre of Odense, near the railway station and Hans Christtian Andersens museum.
I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley Travel and Tourism He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Travel and Tourism "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Travel and Tourism
"Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Travel and Tourism The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Travel and Tourism
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Travel and Tourism Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism
Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Travel and Tourism You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Travel and Tourism
The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Travel and Tourism This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George Travel and Tourism
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Travel and Tourism Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Travel and Tourism
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Travel and Tourism The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
"As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Travel and Tourism "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Travel and Tourism
Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. Travel and Tourism Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Travel and Tourism
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Travel and Tourism I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
