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"I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Ribe Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Ribe
When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Ribe The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Ribe
Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Ribe "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Ribe
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Ribe If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Ribe
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Ribe War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Ribe
Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Ribe And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Ribe
"The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Ribe Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Ribe
"Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Ribe A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Ribe
That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Ribe For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Ribe
"It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Ribe I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Ribe
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Ribe "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Ribe