Fiskeri- og Søfartsmuseet - The largest institution of its kind in Denmark focusing on Danish fisheries and marine biology, the tidal wetlands, West Jutland coastal shipping and the North Sea offshore industries.
Vadehavscentret - Experience the consequences of storm surges for man and animal in a dramatic and authentic multi media show. Experience more about millions of migratory birds, about tides, about the hidden life of the tidal flats.
Ribe Viking Museum - The museum is located where the first town in Scandinavia was founded.
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Museums It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Museums
"When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Museums Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Museums
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
"A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Museums When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Museums
"Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Museums Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Museums
If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Museums "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Museums
With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Museums The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Museums
The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Museums "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Museums
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Museums blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Museums
Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Museums To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Museums
The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Museums That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Museums
Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Museums There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Museums
