Club Jensen - Club Jensen is a part of Esbjerg Golfclub. Scores, ranking and pictures.
Fanø Golf Links - Information about the course, a links course and matches.
Kennel Fantastic Bordeax - Breed standard, description of the dogs, photographs, litters and Bordeaux art.
Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Recreation and Sports I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Recreation and Sports
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Recreation and Sports One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Recreation and Sports
"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Recreation and Sports Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Recreation and Sports
Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Recreation and Sports There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Recreation and Sports
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Recreation and Sports Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin Recreation and Sports
"Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Recreation and Sports "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Recreation and Sports
"I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Recreation and Sports Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Recreation and Sports
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Recreation and Sports Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Recreation and Sports
"A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Recreation and Sports The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Recreation and Sports
Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Recreation and Sports With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Recreation and Sports
Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Recreation and Sports A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Recreation and Sports
