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If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Health Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine Health
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Health Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Health
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Health Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Health
Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Health Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Health
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Health Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Health
Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Health Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H Health
Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Health If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Health
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Health A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Health
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Health Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Health
An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Health There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Health
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Health He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Health
