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Antique and Art - Speciality in collection of antique technical instruments, from medical, pharmacy, laboratory, maritime, physical, photo, military to antique weapon.
The Animation Workshop - Arranging a basic education in character animation as well as advanced supplementary training for professionals.
Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Arts and Entertainment Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, Arts and Entertainment
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson Arts and Entertainment "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Arts and Entertainment
A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Arts and Entertainment Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Arts and Entertainment
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos Arts and Entertainment People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Arts and Entertainment
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Arts and Entertainment Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Arts and Entertainment
"That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous "Think off-center." (George Carlin) "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Arts and Entertainment God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Arts and Entertainment
The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Arts and Entertainment Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright Arts and Entertainment
The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Arts and Entertainment Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) Arts and Entertainment
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Arts and Entertainment There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Arts and Entertainment
"I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Arts and Entertainment The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Arts and Entertainment
Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Arts and Entertainment For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Arts and Entertainment
