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A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Lodging "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Lodging
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Lodging Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous Lodging
The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Lodging I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Lodging
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Lodging "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Lodging
Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Lodging Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Lodging
Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Lodging "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Lodging
Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Lodging "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Lodging
"The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Lodging Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Lodging
Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Lodging A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Lodging
Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Lodging If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Lodging
I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, Lodging Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Lodging
