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When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Clubs and Venues Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Clubs and Venues
Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Clubs and Venues "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Clubs and Venues
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Clubs and Venues There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Clubs and Venues
When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Clubs and Venues One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Clubs and Venues
The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Clubs and Venues He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Clubs and Venues
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Clubs and Venues You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Clubs and Venues
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Clubs and Venues It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Clubs and Venues
He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Clubs and Venues I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Clubs and Venues
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Clubs and Venues "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne Clubs and Venues
"To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Clubs and Venues "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? Clubs and Venues
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Clubs and Venues "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Clubs and Venues
