"Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Industrial Machinery blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Industrial Machinery
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Industrial Machinery A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Industrial Machinery
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Industrial Machinery The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Industrial Machinery
"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Industrial Machinery Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Industrial Machinery
I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Industrial Machinery Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Industrial Machinery
When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Industrial Machinery Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Industrial Machinery
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran Industrial Machinery "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Industrial Machinery
"Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Industrial Machinery "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Industrial Machinery
ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Industrial Machinery "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Industrial Machinery
Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Industrial Machinery When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Industrial Machinery
"It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Industrial Machinery Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Industrial Machinery
