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There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Paide A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Paide
When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Paide I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Paide
Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Paide "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Paide
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Paide True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Paide
Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Paide The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Paide
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Paide Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Paide
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Paide The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Paide
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Paide The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Paide
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Paide "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Paide
"Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Paide I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
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Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Paide "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Paide
