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"Think off-center." (George Carlin) Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Viljandi Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Viljandi
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Viljandi Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Viljandi
"One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Viljandi Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Viljandi
"I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Viljandi I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Viljandi
If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Viljandi "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Viljandi
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Viljandi "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Viljandi
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Viljandi You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Viljandi
Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Viljandi The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Viljandi
"For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Viljandi One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Viljandi
Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Viljandi Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Viljandi
What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Viljandi Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Viljandi
