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Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Eno Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Eno
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Eno "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Eno
If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Eno Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Eno
"I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Eno Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Eno
Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Eno The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Eno
Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Eno "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Eno
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Eno I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Eno
A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Eno There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Eno
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Eno Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Eno
"Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Eno Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Eno
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Eno Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov Eno
