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They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Iisalmi "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Iisalmi
"People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Iisalmi Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Iisalmi
Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Iisalmi One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Iisalmi
I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Iisalmi You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Iisalmi
Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson Iisalmi "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers Iisalmi
"No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Iisalmi "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Iisalmi
A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Iisalmi He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Iisalmi
Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic Iisalmi Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Iisalmi
Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Iisalmi The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Iisalmi
Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Iisalmi If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Iisalmi
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Iisalmi An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
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