Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Juuka If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
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-- Katharine Hepburn I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Juuka
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
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-- Anonymous "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Juuka "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Juuka
"To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
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-- Ed Abbey I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Juuka Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
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-- Mark Twain Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Juuka
It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Juuka Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Juuka
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor Juuka The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Juuka
Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Juuka The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Juuka
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cĉsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Juuka "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Juuka
In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Juuka We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Juuka
A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Juuka Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous Juuka
"We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Juuka I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Juuka
The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Juuka The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Juuka
