Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea Travel and Tourism The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Travel and Tourism
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Travel and Tourism They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Travel and Tourism
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Travel and Tourism Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Travel and Tourism
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Travel and Tourism The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Travel and Tourism
It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Travel and Tourism Man and wife make one fool. It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Travel and Tourism
"Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Travel and Tourism In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Travel and Tourism
No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Travel and Tourism As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Travel and Tourism
"Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Travel and Tourism "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Travel and Tourism
I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Travel and Tourism When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism
The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Travel and Tourism "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
"The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Travel and Tourism
