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In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Rantasalmi "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Rantasalmi
"Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Rantasalmi Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Rantasalmi
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Rantasalmi It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Rantasalmi
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Rantasalmi A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Rantasalmi
They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Rantasalmi then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Rantasalmi
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Rantasalmi Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Rantasalmi
I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Rantasalmi "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Rantasalmi
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Rantasalmi A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Rantasalmi
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Rantasalmi A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Rantasalmi
Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Rantasalmi One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Rantasalmi
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Rantasalmi "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Rantasalmi
