Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Travel and Tourism Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Travel and Tourism
We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Travel and Tourism "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Travel and Tourism
"Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Travel and Tourism "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Travel and Tourism
Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Travel and Tourism Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Travel and Tourism
"One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Travel and Tourism The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Travel and Tourism
"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Travel and Tourism Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Travel and Tourism
Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Travel and Tourism I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Travel and Tourism
"It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Travel and Tourism He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Travel and Tourism
"Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Travel and Tourism "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Travel and Tourism
"Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Travel and Tourism Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
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"If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Travel and Tourism Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Travel and Tourism
