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I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Tuusniemi Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Tuusniemi
It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Tuusniemi Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Tuusniemi
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Tuusniemi "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Tuusniemi
I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
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-- Anonymous "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Tuusniemi "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Tuusniemi
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disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Tuusniemi Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Tuusniemi
You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Tuusniemi "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Tuusniemi
Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Tuusniemi In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau Tuusniemi
Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Tuusniemi "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Tuusniemi
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Tuusniemi In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Tuusniemi
What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Tuusniemi "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Tuusniemi
Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Tuusniemi A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Tuusniemi
