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The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
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-- Anon. Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
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-- Holbrook Jackson When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
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Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A North Karelia We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
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"You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) North Karelia Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
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I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
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-- Anonymous If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
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Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
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"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
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- H. H. Munro (Saki) History is more or less bunk.
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Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin North Karelia "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
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-- John Adams "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) North Karelia
"Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
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- George Burns Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
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Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
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-- Beau Brummel "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) North Karelia
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton North Karelia
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
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-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
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"I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
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-- Flannery O'Connor The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
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