It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Cabins Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Cabins
"If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Cabins ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Cabins
"I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Cabins Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Cabins
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Cabins A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Cabins
He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Cabins "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Cabins
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Cabins blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Cabins
"It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Cabins If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Cabins
Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Cabins "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Cabins
"A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Cabins We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and Cabins
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Cabins Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Cabins
"I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Cabins Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Cabins
