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Arcada Polytechnic - A private Swedish-speaking polytechnic offering Bachelor level programs in English. It consists of three different schools: School of Health Care and Social Work, School of Business and Services and School of Technology.
Kemi-Tornio Polytechnic - Situated in Finnish Lapland near the Swedish border. Information on the school and the degree programs.
Haaga Polytechnic - Degree programs in hotel, restaurant and tourism management as well as in international business. Recruiting services and international affairs.
Espoo-Vantaa Institute of Technology - Degree programs in technology, business and design. Applying, student services and adult education.
Helsinki Polytechnic Stadia - A multidisciplinary institution offering close to 30 different degrees. Faculties, structure of studies and international relations.
Helsinki Business Polytechnic - Degree programs in international business and marketing. Services for applicants, students and companies.
Oulu Polytechnic - English-language degree programs in international business and information technology.
Kajaani Polytechnic - Degree programs in administration and business, tourism and hospitality management, health and welfare, and engineering.
Pirkanmaa Polytechnic - Multidisciplinary, service sector-oriented polytechnic in the Tampere region.
Turku Polytechnic - Degree programs in arts and media, business and administration, hospitality management, health care and social services, natural resources and technology. Information about living and studying in Turku.
Vaasa Polytechnic - Degree programs in technology, business economics and tourism, as well as health care and social services.
Central Ostrobothnia Polytechnic - Degree programs in technology, business, culture, tourism, health care and social services, as well as humanities and education.
Rovaniemi Polytechnic - The northernmost polytechnic in the EU. Eight schools, several degree programs, ECTS information packages, projects and international student services.
North Karelia Polytechnic - Six fields of study: natural resources, culture, business and administration, engineering and technology, health care and social services, as well as tourism, catering and institutional management.
Häme Polytechnic - Situated in the Province of Southern Finland within an area of seven municipalities. Several degree programs and international projects.
Pohjois-Savo Polytechnic - Degree programs in six fields of study.
Kymenlaakso Polytechnic - Located in four municipalities in the Kymenlaakso region. Five fields of study, international activities, and financial aid for summer studies.
Seinäjoki Polytechnic - Degree programs in seven fields of studies, enrolment information, international activities and statistics.
Tampere Polytechnic - Information about the international BBA program.
Lahti Polytechnic - Concentrating on health care, product development, environment and entrepreneurship. Degree programs, adult education and international relations.
Laurea Polytechnic - Located in Uusimaa and Itä-Uusimaa. Study programs in business and administration, culture and media, natural resources, tourism, catering and institutional services, social services and health care.
Pohjois-Savo Vocational Institute - Provides a guide to the courses and qualifications available. Campuses in Iisalmi and Kuopio.
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If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Polytechnics A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. -- Anonymous "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite. -- Paul Dirac I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. -- Seen on a bumper sticker "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Polytechnics If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't. -- Lucille Ball Every act of creation is first an act of destruction. -- Pablo Picasso Polytechnics Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and therefore congenial to it. -- G. K. Chesterton If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways to be, you know that there are... -- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. -- Oscar Wilde In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists. -- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. - General George Patton Polytechnics I hate work. That's why I got married. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Polytechnics You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. -- Jonathan Carroll, Outside blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him. -- Cher "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again. -- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Polytechnics I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember. -- Shecky Greene Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. -- Albert Einstein Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled? -- Pope Julius III Polytechnics If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it. -- Gandhi "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Polytechnics You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. -- Ellen DeGeneres Work is a four-letter word. -- The Smiths (Morrissey) Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. -- Woody Allen Polytechnics "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. -- George S. Patton, Jr. "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Polytechnics The covers of this book are too far apart. -- Ambrose Bierce "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. -- John Heywood Polytechnics We can do no great things; only small things with great love. -- Mother Teresa Silence is argument carried out by other means. -- Ernesto "Che" Guevara "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. -- Anonymous "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Polytechnics You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. -- Jonathan Carroll, Outside When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver My other wife is beautiful. Polytechnics Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. -- Jackie Gleason Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness. -- Madame de Rieux Polytechnics "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. - Buckminster "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Polytechnics "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. -- Soren Kierkegaard Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. -- Gore Vidal Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did. -- Anonymous There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. -- Oscar Wilde Polytechnics "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense. -- Thomas Arnold Bennet Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins. -- Sioux Indian Prayer Polytechnics Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it. -- Nick Mirov When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it. -- Anatole France Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin... -- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted. -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third Wo Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) D Polytechnics "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Polytechnics It's no credit to anyone to work to hard. -- Ed Howe "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. -- Charles Schultz He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that. -- John Stuart Mill "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Polytechnics "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken I just need enough to tide me over until I need more. -- Bill Hoest Polytechnics
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