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You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard Rovaniemi, Rural Municipality of Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Rovaniemi, Rural Municipality of
Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Rovaniemi, Rural Municipality of Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Rovaniemi, Rural Municipality of
"The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus Rovaniemi, Rural Municipality of Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Rovaniemi, Rural Municipality of
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Rovaniemi, Rural Municipality of Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Rovaniemi, Rural Municipality of
"Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan Rovaniemi, Rural Municipality of I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Rovaniemi, Rural Municipality of
Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Rovaniemi, Rural Municipality of Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Rovaniemi, Rural Municipality of
Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Rovaniemi, Rural Municipality of Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Rovaniemi, Rural Municipality of
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes Rovaniemi, Rural Municipality of It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Rovaniemi, Rural Municipality of
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Man and wife make one fool. If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Rovaniemi, Rural Municipality of Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Rovaniemi, Rural Municipality of
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Rovaniemi, Rural Municipality of "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Rovaniemi, Rural Municipality of
Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Rovaniemi, Rural Municipality of Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Rovaniemi, Rural Municipality of
