Haukipudas - Brief municipality information and links to local schools.
I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Haukipudas I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Haukipudas
You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Haukipudas "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Haukipudas
Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Haukipudas Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Man and wife make one fool. Haukipudas
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Haukipudas Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Haukipudas
Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Haukipudas Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Haukipudas
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Haukipudas Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Haukipudas
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Haukipudas Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
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After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Haukipudas I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Haukipudas
blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Haukipudas Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Haukipudas
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Haukipudas "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Haukipudas
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Haukipudas Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Haukipudas
