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expect i "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
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-- Herman Melville What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
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Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
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-- Giraudoux Ii People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Ii
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-- Abraham Lincoln A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
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-- Ogden Nash If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
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-- General Omar Bradley Ii Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
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-- H.L. Mencken The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Ii
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-- Calvin Trillin Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
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-- Robert Frost Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Ii "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Ii
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Ii All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
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for life.
-- Andrew Brown "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Ii Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Ii
Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
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generations "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Ii He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Ii
The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Ii I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Ii
Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Ii "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Ii
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Ii Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Ii
Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Ii I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Ii
