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We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Kempele Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Kempele
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Kempele You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
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His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Kempele Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Kempele
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Kempele No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Kempele
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Kempele Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Kempele
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Kempele Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Kempele
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Kempele your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Kempele
The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Kempele I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Kempele
English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Kempele Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Kempele
What's new? Most of my wife. A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Kempele "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Kempele
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Kempele blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Kempele
