Epilä Disc Golf Course - Located in Tampere. Includes a course map and pictures taken while playing the course.
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Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Flying Discs Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
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-- Isaac Asimov If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Flying Discs "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
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-- Ernest Rutherford Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
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-- Virginia Woolf Flying Discs
I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Flying Discs The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Flying Discs
People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Flying Discs A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
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-- Lana Turner Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
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A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
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-- Mike Adams It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
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-- Andre Norton Flying Discs
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
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When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
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Uncl The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
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-- Oscar Wilde Flying Discs
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
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-- Marcel Achard When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
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-- Winston Churchill Flying Discs Silence is argument carried out by other means.
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-- Ed Bluestone Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
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-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
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-- Robert Frost A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Flying Discs I don't feel good.
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Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
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-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Flying Discs "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
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-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Flying Discs
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
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-- George Burns Flying Discs It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
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-- Gore Vidal Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
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-- George Bernard Shaw Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
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