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Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Motorsports Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
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-- H. L. Mencken Motorsports
The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
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Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
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-- Shakespeare, William Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
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-- G. K. Chesterton Motorsports
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
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-- Søren Kierkegaard Motorsports
An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
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-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Motorsports
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-- John Heywood We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin In the end, everything is a gag.
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Motorsports
The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
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I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
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-- Aldous Huxley The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
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Uncl The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
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-- Booker T. Washington When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
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