Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Radio Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Radio
"True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Radio Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Radio
"Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Radio The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Radio
Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Radio Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Radio
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Radio Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Radio
I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Radio "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Radio
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Radio "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Radio
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Radio A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Radio
Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Radio Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Radio
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Radio Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Radio
No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Radio The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Radio
