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Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
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Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
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cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
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Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
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-- Mother Theresa Soccer
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
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Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
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