The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Track and Field A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Track and Field
Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Track and Field Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Track and Field
The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Track and Field Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Track and Field
They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Track and Field "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Track and Field
I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Track and Field "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Track and Field
"That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Track and Field Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Track and Field
I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Track and Field In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Track and Field
"Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Track and Field Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Track and Field
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Track and Field May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa Marriage is a rest period between romances. Track and Field
"When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Track and Field Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Track and Field
Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Track and Field If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Track and Field
