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-- George Bernard Shaw "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Early to rise and early to bed.
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- H. G. Wells Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
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-- Wil Shriner I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
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-- Guy Kawasaki As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
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-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
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We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
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"When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
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-- Buck Henry Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
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We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
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as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
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-- William Jennings Bryant Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
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-- King George V "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi The love we give away is the only love we keep.
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-- William Blake The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
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A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
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"One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
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