Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Transgendered "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Transgendered
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Transgendered Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Transgendered
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Transgendered The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cĉsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Transgendered
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Transgendered Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Transgendered
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Transgendered Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Transgendered
Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Transgendered "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Transgendered
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Transgendered Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Transgendered
The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Transgendered Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transgendered
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Transgendered "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Transgendered
Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Transgendered Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Transgendered
Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Transgendered The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Transgendered
