Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Travel and Tourism "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Travel and Tourism
And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Man and wife make one fool. Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Travel and Tourism I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
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-- Lucille Ball "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Travel and Tourism
He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
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-- George Travel and Tourism The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Travel and Tourism
A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Travel and Tourism
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Travel and Tourism I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Travel and Tourism
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Travel and Tourism "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Travel and Tourism
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Travel and Tourism "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Travel and Tourism
"Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Travel and Tourism Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton Travel and Tourism
The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be Travel and Tourism Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Travel and Tourism
In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Travel and Tourism "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Travel and Tourism
"Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Travel and Tourism Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Travel and Tourism
