Puuhamaa - Brief information about the local amusement park.
Calpis Mountain Bike Park - Information about the biking terrain, camping and caravanning facilities.
Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Janakkala The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Janakkala
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Janakkala Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Janakkala
Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Janakkala "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Janakkala
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Janakkala I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Janakkala
Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Janakkala "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Janakkala
"When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Janakkala If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Janakkala
"To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Janakkala Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Janakkala
The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Janakkala "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Janakkala
If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Janakkala A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Janakkala
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Janakkala Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Janakkala
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Janakkala Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Janakkala
