"I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Siuntio For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Siuntio
blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Siuntio "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Siuntio
"To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Siuntio I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Siuntio
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Siuntio blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) Siuntio
"There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Siuntio Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Siuntio
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Siuntio We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Siuntio
"A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Siuntio I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Siuntio
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Siuntio Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Siuntio
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Siuntio We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Siuntio
Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Siuntio We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Siuntio
I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Siuntio "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Siuntio
