If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Travel and Tourism "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Travel and Tourism
I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Travel and Tourism
A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Travel and Tourism Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Travel and Tourism
Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Travel and Tourism Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Travel and Tourism
"Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Travel and Tourism Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
"I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward Travel and Tourism "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Travel and Tourism
Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Travel and Tourism Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Travel and Tourism
To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Travel and Tourism As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Travel and Tourism
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Travel and Tourism It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the Travel and Tourism
He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Travel and Tourism "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Travel and Tourism
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Travel and Tourism Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
