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Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Lodging Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Lodging
Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Lodging The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Lodging
Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Lodging Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Lodging
What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Lodging >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Lodging
"To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Lodging "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Lodging
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Lodging Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Lodging
All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Lodging If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Lodging
In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Lodging The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Lodging
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Lodging Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Lodging
"A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Lodging The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Lodging
When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Lodging "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Lodging
