None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be Bed and Breakfast Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Bed and Breakfast
Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Bed and Breakfast "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Bed and Breakfast
"It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Bed and Breakfast Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Bed and Breakfast
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Bed and Breakfast blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Bed and Breakfast
"Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Bed and Breakfast He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Bed and Breakfast
"Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Bed and Breakfast "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor Bed and Breakfast
"The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Bed and Breakfast There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Bed and Breakfast
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Bed and Breakfast Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Bed and Breakfast
And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost Bed and Breakfast Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Bed and Breakfast
In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Bed and Breakfast Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Bed and Breakfast
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Bed and Breakfast When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Bed and Breakfast
