Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Parks "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Parks
"It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Parks Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Parks
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Parks I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Parks
The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Parks Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Parks
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Parks blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Parks
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Parks Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Parks
Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Parks They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Parks
All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Parks At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Parks
He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Parks Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Parks
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Parks Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi Parks
Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Parks What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Parks
