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The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Eurajoki It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Eurajoki
He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Eurajoki I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Eurajoki
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Eurajoki "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
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Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Eurajoki Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Eurajoki
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Eurajoki When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Eurajoki
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Eurajoki The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Eurajoki
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Eurajoki In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Eurajoki
"Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Eurajoki Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Eurajoki
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Eurajoki Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Eurajoki
For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Eurajoki "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Eurajoki
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Eurajoki Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Eurajoki
