That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell Kangasala If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Kangasala
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Kangasala "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Kangasala
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Kangasala It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Kangasala
"Think off-center." (George Carlin) Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Kangasala Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Kangasala
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Kangasala I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Kangasala
"Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Kangasala Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Kangasala
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Kangasala Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Kangasala
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Kangasala I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Kangasala
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Kangasala I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Kangasala
"Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Kangasala Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Kangasala
Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Kangasala The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Kangasala
