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"We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Karstula Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Karstula
The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Karstula A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Karstula
Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Karstula "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Karstula
Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Karstula This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Karstula
Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Karstula The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Karstula
If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Karstula Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Karstula
In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Karstula Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Karstula
Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Karstula Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Karstula
Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Karstula If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Karstula
"I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Karstula Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Karstula
"All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Karstula My other wife is beautiful. "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Karstula
