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The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Salo The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Salo
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Salo It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Salo
Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Salo "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Salo
None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Salo Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Salo
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Salo Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Salo
Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Salo "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Salo
"Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Salo The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Salo
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Salo I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Salo
Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Salo Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Salo
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Salo She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Salo
We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl Salo The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Salo